BE AWARE

THE PASTOR’S ASS... !

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: ....PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY ?

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.

So, be yourself and enjoy life ... stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer and be a lot happier!

Life is Beautiful

Forwarded by Sh. N.N.Pujara 

from Mr.Pradeep B.Mazoomdar :-

* There are at least two people in this world whom you’ll be ready to die for.

* At least 15 persons from this world loves you in different ways.

* The only reason for someone to hate you, is that they wish to be like you.

* Your smile can make someone happy, even those who doesn’t like you.

* Every evening someone is thinking about you before you sleep.

* You mean everything for someone.

* You are special and unique.

* Someone you don’t even know is existing,  loves you from all his(her) hearth.

* When you are doing the biggest mistake, something good will come out of it.

* When you think this world turn its’ back on you, just look one more time behind.

*Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the bad remarks.

 So, Don’t forget…when life gives you some lemons take some sugar, make a lemonade and … call me!

Best Friends are same like the stars… You don’t see them all the time, but you know they are always there.

Whenever GOD is closing a door, always another door will open, even when you think that hell is on earth.

I wish to receive a rose and a good advise from a friend…  when I am still alive.

 “Stop and smell some beautiful flowers!

 Happiness makes you sweet

 Hard work makes you stronger

 Sadness makes you more human

 Mistakes makes you smarter

 Success keeps you in shape

 But only GOD gives you the power to go on!

Live your life as you like

And spend more time with your friends"